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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with |
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I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... |
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I invented the cordless extension cord |
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I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy... |
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife |
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You're unique, just like everyone else.... |
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Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! |
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Why do our noses run and our feet smell? |
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Save a mouse, eat a pussy |
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Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus |
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow |
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Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns |
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Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! |
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When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-) |
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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? |
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