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Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists? |
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I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! |
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I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends |
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Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone |
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If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons |
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Fat people are harder to kidnap |
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? |
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Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you |
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten |
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I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear |
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture |
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We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty |
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Passwords are like underwear: change them often |
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Next time wave all your fingers at me! |
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When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head |
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